Life cycle of “The Plan”

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

In the beginning, there were plans to create a “Plan.” But those who should be involved in creating the “Plan” stayed away.

“I’m too busy,” some said. “I don’t care,” said others. “It doesn’t matter anyway,” claimed the uniformed.

So, the planning of “The Plan” went on without input. As Ad Hoc Select Few proceeded without direction from the masses.

When “The Plan” was presented for approval, the masses said among themselves, “It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”

The masses went to the Ad Hoc Select Few and said, “It is a pail of dung, and we cannot abide the smell.”

The Ad Hoc Select Few went to the Planning Commission and said, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and is very strong.”

The Planning Commission went tot the City Council and said, “It promotes growth, and is very powerful.”

The City Council presented “The Plan” for voting saying, “This powerful Plan will actively promote growth and vigor in our community with powerful effects.”

The City Council looked upon “The Plan” and saw it was good. And “The Plan” became law.

And that my friends, is how shit happens!

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